An adult entertainment site is offering SpaceX Moon tourists access to free porn

Porn company ManyVids is proposing a collaboration with Elon Musk and SpaceX to send not just tourists to space, but also a generous supply of pornography .

Targeting the upcoming SpaceX commercial flight to the Moon, ManyVids CEO Bella French expressed concern that the first space tourists wouldn’t be able to manage a trip to the Moon and back without some sort of sexual release.

An email from the company implies that it’s nearly impossible to get on an aeroplane without the desperate urge for sexual gratification. So goodness only knows how astronauts and space tourists are going to manage.

It says "If you’re considering joining this envious [sic] crew, you may already be aware of the anxiety and loneliness that often faces air travelers. The long hours devoid of human touch while sitting in silence can quickly add up in outer space".

There have, so far, been no fatalities in space due to pent-up sexual desire, but you can’t be too careful, presumably.

ManyVids says it will offer space tourists free access to its selection of titles. It will even allow the first paying Moon tourists, Yusaku Maezawa and his co-travellers, access to live streams with a person of their choice.

Of course it takes radio waves 1.27 seconds to reach the moon from Earth which presents some problems with a live video sex session. At the very least, the pauses will be awkward.

But ManyVids is also confident its engineers have solved the problem of delivering high-speed broadband to astronauts. It doesn’t offer an detail in the letter or press release though.

Fortunately NASA scientists have already experimented with ultra-fast communications with a probe orbiting the Moon. The Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer (LADEE) was equipped with the Lunar Laser Communication Demonstration (LLCD).

Using lasers to transmit data NASA was able to send data to the probe at 622 megabits per second. More than fast enough for the astronauts to peruse the wealth of free online porn on offer.

It’s expected that the SpaceX trip to the Moon and back will take around six days in total. Passengers will be able to look out on the majesty of the observable universe with views impossible from earth.

Or they can watch free porn.

French tweeted her hopeful letter in the direction of Elon Musk on Twitter and is offering cash prizes for people who retweet it.

Neither Musk or SpaceX appear to have replied to the generous offer of both free porn and engineering assistance as yet.

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