This Beef Jerky Calendar Is The Most Glorious Christmas Miracle

When Hallmark Chanel movies, religious leaders, and your grandmother talk about Christmas miracles, they are referring to the O Holy Cow Advent Calendar, which marks the first 25 days of December with chunks of beef jerky. Getting a day closer to Christmas means unfolding a little cardboard flap to reveal a new jerky flavor. There’s no better way to celebrate the wintery month’s passing—except, perhaps, with a Jack Daniels whiskey Advent calendar.

The O Holy Cow Advent Calendar is from a company called Man Crates—we’ll take this opportunity to stress that jerky is not gendered—which filled the calendar with “artisanal” flavors ranging from classic to sriracha to root beer habanero. There are 12 flavors total, and all the jerky is beef.

If you fear this is sacrilege, perhaps you are unfamiliar with the lesser known Fourth Wise Man, who tucked a vacuum-sealed packet of tasty dried meat into the manger of baby Jesus to go with all that gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Trust me, it’s real. Baby’s gotta snack.

So grab a beef jerky Advent calendar for yourself—it goes on sale today for $80—and consider pairing it with one of these boozy options.

From: Esquire US

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