Woman shares mum’s clever response to man who texted her ‘can we have sex?’

What would you do if a man slid into your DMs and asked you to have sex with them?

You might either ignore them or report it, but a woman has shown that there's another way of dealing with these random messages.

A woman, known as Darcie on Twitter, uploaded a screenshot of her mum's exchange with a random fella on Instagram – which has since gone viral .

She wrote: "Some freak messaged my mum on Insta and she replies with this… I can't deal with her," accompanied with laughing emojis.

Showing the screenshot online, the man said to Darcie's mum: "Hi sweetheart. Can we f**k?"

Her mum not only responded a day later but had a very smart response when she did.

Darcie's mum replied: "Can't at the moment, I'm in Tesco ."

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Since Darcie shared the screenshot earlier this week, it garnered 96,000 likes and 9,000 retweets on Twitter from thousands praising her mum.

One said: "WTF LOL! What a drip."

Another commented: "10/10 mum."

A third praised: "Hahah I like your mum."

While a fourth added: "I am in tears."

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Meanwhile, other jokers on Twitter suggested the old "I'm shopping at Tesco" excuse wasn't good enough.

One informed: "I mean, my mate sh*gged in Tesco disabled toilets so…"

Another joked: "What Tesco is she in lol?"

According to one of Darcie's responses on Twitter, her mum wasn't actually shopping in Tesco.

She explained: "Obviously, she isn't in Tesco you f***ing div same way she isn't having sex with him, it's called a joke."

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