IN an unpredictable world, it’s reassuring to have a bit of consistency, like the rising of the sun, the changing of the seasons – and Dean Gaffney’s inability to keep it in his trousers.
The EastEnders legend, who was famously axed from the BBC1 soap for his lothario ways, has become infatuated with a model who boasts Britain’s biggest breasts.
I can reveal the 43-year-old, who claims to have bedded 1,000 women, has spent lockdown pursuing blonde Leia Parker — bombarding her with X-rated texts after spotting her double N-cup chest online.
The actor, who played Robbie Jackson in Albert Square, even gallantly offered to pay for her cab if she popped over to his hotel.
But Leia, who recently spent £12,000 on breast implants in the US, wasn’t interested.
She tells me: “Dean and I used to know each other a long time ago. But I was a bit surprised when he suddenly got in touch out of the blue.
“He said he had seen pictures of me online and he is absolutely obsessed with boobs.
“He sent me a message very early in the morning when he was staying at a hotel in London, inviting me over.
“When I said I was still in my pyjamas, he said not to bother getting changed and he would pay for a taxi to drop me off. But I wasn’t up for it.”
Dean, who recently signed up to celeb-dating app Raya, pledged just a few weeks ago that he was now only going out with women in their 30s. Leia is 27.
I’m only surprised it took him so long to break his vow.
Come on Dean, let’s show a bit of staying power, eh?
Leia, who amassed a legion of fans as a glamour model, is now launching a profile on adult website OnlyFans in a bid to make her millions.
No prizes for guessing who her first subscriber might be.
Jeepers peepers, Rihanna
SHE may be out after dark, enjoying a night on the town, but that is not about to stop Rihanna from showing off her latest designer sunglasses.
The Rude Boy singer sported the funky rectangular shades as she went braless under a Gucci jacket for a meal at the posh Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica, California.
Meanwhile she has been barely active on social media, having not posted for four weeks on Instagram.
Fans will be hopeful it’s because she’s been working hard on her ninth album, the follow-up to 2016 record Anti.
I’m not holding my breath.
Top new music
THERE’S loads of new music to get your teeth into.
The Sherlocks have dropped a video for single End Of The Earth – their first record since 2019 LP Under Your Sky.
Producer Regard has released new single You, which features Troye Sivan and Tate McRae.
And Gorgon City have announced their third album Olympia will be out on June 25.
The electronic duo – Kye Gibbon and Matt Robson-Scott – said: “With this record, we’ve definitely gone more clubby – it’s a bigger sound.”
Luther's Mac mix
NEVER mind Lennon and McCartney – the next hot duo in music is Luther and Macca.
Idris Elba has revealed he and Beatles legend Sir Paul have collaborated on a new track.
The star of BBC series Luther, who more recently has had success as a DJ and rapper, remixed one of Macca’s songs, which he didn’t name.
Idris said: “He didn’t approach me, I sort of approached him.
“Paul said, ‘It isn’t an obvious one to remix because it’s the one with the least vocals on it. It’s a jam that I just loved. Have a go and do what you want with it’.”
Idris turned it into a folky hip-hop tune and the pop legend loved it.
The actor told Mojo magazine: “He sent me this beautiful text saying, ‘It’s indubitably a hit’.
“I was like, ‘Oh, f***. What?’
“A couple of days later he sent me his vocal singing the hook that I wrote for the remix, which was so weird.
“Then he sent a text saying, ‘We absolutely love it’. I just can’t believe it. This is The Beatles, one of the pillars of music.
“There’s not a producer/songwriter that hasn’t been influenced somehow or in some way by the music that man has made.”
Good news for Clara
HAVING been promoted to take over Annie Mac’s Radio 1 show, there’s more good news for Clara Amfo, pictured.
The DJ has been nominated for the Moment Of The Year at the Audio & Radio Industry Awards for her reaction to the Black Lives Matter movement.
Also receiving a nod is the Chris Evans Breakfast Show on Virgin Radio for Best Music Breakfast Show. The bash will be live-streamed next month.
Clara will be the new host of Radio 1’s Future Sounds on weekdays from 6-8pm after Annie steps down.
Madonna's puff love
SINCE unveiling her Kardashian-style new image, Madonna has been looking smoking hot – quite literally – in this series of pictures with her toyboy fella, Ahlamalik Williams.
The snaps, which showed them going in for a kiss while puffing on an odd-looking cigarette, were for his 27th birthday.
Writing on Instagram, Madge, 62, said: “Happy Birthday my love.
“Thank you for opening my eyes. How can I explain how I feel? Let’s get unconscious.”
That sounds slightly worrying.
It's tum look, Ky
KYLIE Jenner stepped out in a bizarre beige bodysuit and white jeans with pals in Beverly Hills.
Her appearance came after parent Caitlyn revealed her intention to run for Governor of California.
Kylie later posed for a picture holding a mug saying “Caitlyn for California”.
With her millions of fans, the endorsement is welcome.
Talkin' 'bout my boat
ROGER Daltrey was fuming that his The Who band mate Pete Townshend allowed their hit My Generation to be used on a NatWest bank advert.
But the guitarist had his reasons. Pete said: I told him I needed the money because I have a boat.”
In a new chat with BBC 6 Music, he also revealed that seemingly clean-cut stars can be anything but, while talking about relationships.
He said: “It’s difficult for anybody, any man in particular, but I’m sure it’s difficult for the girls, too.
“Even stars such as Olivia Newton-John and Cliff Richard aren’t squeaky clean.
“The problem with my marriage was that I was a big drinker.”
Hot or not
- Great to see Ed Sheeran is back filming a video, as my exciting pics showed
- Maya Jama refuses to hide her body – and why would she? She looks stunning
- Richard Madeley is the best choice as Piers Morgan’s replacement on GMB
- Shame on Dani Dyer’s boyfriend Sammy Kimmence for conning two OAPs
- Vile trolls forced Jess Glynne to quit social media after her slip of the tongue
- Katie Price is engaged for the seventh time. I’m running out of fingers
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