So we’re just never going to have sex again, we guess? And you may not either! Not after hearing this CRAZY tale about what can go wrong when you get down and dirty!

…Alright, maybe we won’t totally commit to celibacy forever. But still, this story about Australian porn star Liam Ellis fracturing his penis is absolutely EXCRUCIATING to read! Be warned!!

Ellis is a stunt d**k from Down Under who’s lived an interesting life. He’s a former outlaw biker gang member who served four years in prison recently after getting arrested for drug crimes. But following his release from jail, he chose to start fresh with a new career path: porn.

And why not, really?! He’s hunky and hung! Or, uh, so we’re told… LOLz! But this week, the 34-year-old adult film star revealed a scary story about how doing the deed on camera for money isn’t all fun and games. In fact, there are some serious physical risks that come with the job!

Ellis spoke to DailyMail.com in a piece published very early on Wednesday morning in the land Down Under. According to the heavily-tattooed adult star, he was filming a two-on-one scene with a woman and another man on a porn set when things went horribly wrong. Liam, um, misfired with a deep thrust while the three were in the throes of lust. The resulting collision at a bad angle literally BROKE HIS D**K!!! No, seriously!

The sexy stud explained:

“Basically I was having sex at the time… and it slipped out and I was still in motion and I wasn’t lined up. That caused my penis to bend and tear, resulting in a penile fracture.”

OUCH!

If we never hear the term “penile fracture” again, it’ll be too soon. *shudder*

For a hot second, Ellis figured he was still good to go despite the accidental thrust. After checking out the goods, the ex-con finished filming the scene and — for a little while — thought he was going to be just fine. But a couple hours later, he realized things were very much not OK. Liam explained:

“My penis swelled up … and after a few hours it went black from bruising.”

Oh, no… We can’t even imagine that pain…

The alarmed Aussie rushed to the doctor to inquire about getting medical care for his member quickly swelling — in the wrong way. (We wonder what that conversation was like.) According to Ellis, the docs rushed him into surgery! Now, he’s recovering at home and hoping for the best.

Surgeons have already warned the adult star he “might never be the same again.” As Liam told the outlet, there is also a concern that his penis is now more susceptible to re-breaking, since the injury is in such a sensitive spot:

“I’m worried it might be one of those things that once you do it, it might happen again.”

Oof. Not to mention you might get the yips! Not something you can afford in that career…

Liam did admit to the outlet that he plans on being “cautious” in the bedroom from here on out. He’s hoping he can resume his career pretty soon, too. The physical demands of being a porn star are very specific, though, so time will tell if his manhood is up for the challenge again.

Amazingly, the hunky on-camera performer did have one decidedly optimistic take about the terrible situation: it gave him the circumcision he’s always wanted! Ellis concluded:

“I got a free circumcision out of it, which is something I’ve always wanted.”

Ooookay!

At least he’s got a good attitude about it. Can’t say we’d be quite as optimistic after a broken boner. In the meantime, we send all our well wishes out to Ellis’ erection. Here’s hoping he can stand at attention again one day soon!!

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