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A TikTok user has left his viewers in hysterics after pointing out takeaway restaurants with some strange names – including one that's named after an STI.
George Clarke, who shot to fame on the app for his reduced section meals and sounding like Will from the Inbetweeners, took to the app wondering why there are a lot of crudely named takeaways.
In the clip, which has gained more than 104,000 likes, George said: "Why do takeaways always have weird names? Half the time, I don't even know if it's deliberate.
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"This one – Cum N Eat. Is that an order of instructions? Did you really need to abbreviate that? It's staring you right in the face!"
The TikTok user took a moment to mock the shop name with a pun of his own, as he quipped: "Can you not see man? Like semen."
He then continued: "I don't know what you're on about George. It can't be that bad… Herpes Pizza. How has that gone through admin? That is not what I meant when I said I wanted more crust.
"Now this one, I actually go to all the time… the Palace of Poon."
Then he displayed a picture of a restaurant called Jeez Pot and said: "I haven't actually been able to find this one," as he was implying it meant G-spot.
George added: "You know when they bring bread out at the start of a meal. I think they might bring a restraining order out here at Young Don Garden. If you see a young dong and get peckish you've got severe problems."
Rounding off his list with a takeaway called Kum Den, he joked: "Am I getting started on by a restaurant? What's happening right now? You want me to fight or you want me to masturbate?"
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"Lastly, Squat and Gobble. I mean, it does accurately describe eating, but also makes me question the intentions of the waiting staff."
TikTok viewers were left in hysterics over the list as they poked fun of the amount that had sexual names.
One user wrote: "I have a dessert shop in my town called blue waffle."
Another added: "George I bet they are your fav places to eat don’t be silly."
A third wrote: "Omg I live in Swindon and I remember herpes pizza, it's shut down now."
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