Husband shares the hilarious (and VERY long) list of reasons why he’s had to apologise to his wife: ‘My steak knife touched the plate for one second’

• A husband shared the hilarious list of reasons he has had to apologise to his wife
• Highlights include walking loudly, using the kitchen, and being mean in a dream
• Thousands are divided over how ‘healthy’ and ‘funny’ the marriage truly is 

A husband has shared the ‘hilarious’ list of reasons he has had to apologise to his wife – from windy weather to messing up the clean home.

Leighton, from Maine, is best-known for sharing videos detailing the long lists of reasons he has had to apologise to his wife in the past.

‘I went upstairs for the night without announcing it,’ he started. ‘I’m currently working on a solo performance – like the scene in The Sound of Music where they do a big number on their way to bed.’

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Leighton [pictured], from Maine, is best-known for sharing videos detailing the long lists of reasons he has had to apologise to his wife in the past

‘Next, I applied the brakes in order to save our lives, but I underestimated the trauma the change in momentum would create for her,’ he said, referring to breaking to hard in the car.

‘A guy in a show we were watching cheated on his wife – and this lead to a detailed explanation of what would happen to me in that situation.’

He added, ‘I also used the kitchen the same day it was being cleaned once – but never again.’

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‘I had to apologise because I sprained my ankle and had a moon boot,’ Leighton explained. 

‘But I was walking too loudly up the stairs – clearly, the thing to do would be to lay down on my good leg and silently drag my body up the stairs using the railing.’

He added, ‘I was standing in the kitchen when she wanted to open a drawer in front of me. Obviously, I should’ve dove out of the way as soon as I sensed her lightest movement.’

‘I also made a mistake last night when I was cutting my steak,’ he said. ‘I let my knife touch the plate for a fraction of a second and had to apologise profusely.’

The list was practically endless, Leighton mentioned breathing his ‘hot breath’ in her face, denting the couch cushions by sitting in the same place, and adding to the ‘clutter’ in the house by placing his glass down for 30 seconds between sips.

As the lists grew longer, commenters from around the world began to worry about the tiniest of things that seemed to cause conflict

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Many were absolutely enchanted by this ‘hilarious’ marriage where the wife is ‘always right.’

‘I absolutely agree with 100% of the things that upset your wife,’ wrote one woman. ‘She deserved all those apologies!’

‘This is so funny, I wish my husband apologised every time he upset me.’

But others questioned such a ‘shaky’ marriage where a spouse has to ‘walk on eggshells’ to keep the peace.

‘This is not funny or healthy at all,’ one man wrote.

‘Absolutely ridiculous – he shouldn’t have to apologise for using the kitchen.’ 

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