WITH Christmas almost upon us why not embrace the season of joy and treat yourself to a sex toy advent calendar? Now is the time to buy them, with many brands offering discounts as we near December.
Consider it an act of self-care – and it certainly beats chocolate. The best sex toy advent calendar will keep you smiling way beyond the festive season.
Buzzing with delightful toys, bondage attire, and essentials like lube or toy cleaner, sex toy advent calendars are bound to spice up your sex life (or alone time) this Christmas.
They're certain to sell out quickly too, so don't delay. To help you decide on your favourite, we've rounded up the best sex toy advent calendars for 2023 – for him, her and them. Read on if you dare.
Best sex toy advent calendars at a glance:
- Best sex toy advent calendar: Lovehoney X Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar
- Best for women: Sinful 12 Days of Christmas Adventures for Women
- Best for men: Sinful 12 Days of Christmas Adventures for Men
- Best for lingerie: Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
- Best for couples: Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Lovehoney X Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar
- Lovehoney X Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar, £135 from Lovehoney – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Lovehoney – buy here
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Grab this 24-piece calendar while you can. Although it’s one of the most expensive we’ve found it contains sex toys worth a whopping £425.99! That’s 65% off what you would pay if you bought each one individually.
And that’s not all – the star product is the Womanizer Classic 2, which on its own is worth £119.99! It has 10 intensity levels for amazing clitoral stimulation, as well as pleasure air technology. You can use it in the shower because it’s waterproof and it lasts 240 minutes on a single charge.
You’ll find toys for you and your partner to enjoy alone or together hidden behind the pleasure doors, including a rechargeable bullet vibrator, a couple’s cock ring, a mini massage wand vibrator, a body massager and much more.
There’s even a sex position snap card game so you can educate yourself as you play. It brings a whole new level to the notion of party games.
Size: 24 doors, products: variety, worth: over £425
Satisfyer Premium 2023 Erotic Advent Calendar
- Premium Erotic Advent Calendar,
£167.95£100.77 from Satisfyer – buy here - Shop all advent calendars at Satisfyer – buy here
Warm up your December with the Premium Erotic Advent Calendar from Satisfyer. This selection of adult goodies contains bestselling Satisfyer products, including vibrators, masturbators, BDSM and sexual wellness products.
There’s also lingerie from Penthouse – a fishnet bodystocking and the Devil’s Advocate cut-out bodysuit – as well as lubricants and massage gel.
It’s perfect for singles and couples, with 24 doors to open throughout December. What’s more, the total value of the contents is almost £900 so you’re definitely getting a lot of bang for your buck.
Even if you're not sure if you've heard of Satisfyer, you may recognise its hugely popular Satisfyer Pro 2 which has been shouted about by women everywhere as a sex toy game changer.
Size: 24 doors, products: variety, worth: £872
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The Naughty and Nice Advent Calendar
- The Naughty & Nice Advent Calendar, £86.66 from EasyToys – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at EasyToys – buy here
This advent calendar is all about the five senses. With 24 doors, there are so many products to spark up your senses every day in the lead-up to Christmas.
Including bits for both of you, such as a tapping toy, vibrators, male stroker, adjustable cock ring, massage oil, lube, toy cleaner and handcuffs, you'll have a collection that will see you way beyond the festive season and into 2024.
Head to the EasyToys website to see the full list of products inside, but if you don't want to spoil the surprise, we can guarantee you won't be disappointed.
Size: 24 doors, products: variety, worth: unknown
Satisfyer Deluxe Erotic Advent Calendar
- Satisfyer Deluxe Erotic Advent Calendar –
£100.95£50.48 from Satisfyer – buy here
Open a door each day until 24th December to be rewarded with an array of toys, lingerie and wellness products to warm your cockles this Christmas.
The Satisfyer Deluxe contains two bestsellers, with goodies including the Devil’s Advocate Penthouse Bodysuit, orgasm gel, lube, pine fragrance massage oil, Cutie Heart pressure wave vibrator and the Masturbator Egg Bubble.
When you tire of Christmas telly, there’s also an erotic board game to play with your loved one that’s sure to get the juices flowing. This advent calendar is certain to make your merry Christmas.
Size: 24 doors, products: variety, worth: around £520
Sinful 12 Days of Christmas Adventures for Women
- 12 Days of Christmas Adventures for Women, £55.20 from Sinful – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Sinful – buy here
This advent calendar has been curated for all the ladies out there whether you're going solo or you've got a partner you want to test them out with.
There are 12 products in this advent calendar, which accounts for its slightly lower price point at £69 rather than nearer £100 like some of the other calendars in this edit
Expect to find a selection of vibrating toys, bondage accessories and treats for sensual seduction, as well as a handy booklet if you’re in need of a spot of inspiration.
Size: 12 doors, products: variety, worth: around £180
SheSpot x Killing Kittens Come Closer Advent Calendar
- SheSpot x Killing Kittens Come Closer Advent Calendar, £175 from Shespot – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at SheSpot – buy here
Sexual wellness website SheSpot has teamed up with adult party and social network icon Killing Kittens to create this luxury advent calendar for singles or couples.
The 12 drawers contain a mixture of pleasure products guaranteed to make your December go with a bang. Open a drawer each day or all at once for the ultimate reveal.
Toys include a clitoral vibrator, lubricants, red and gold handcuffs, condoms and a massage candle. You can also choose between Agent Provocateur tie-side briefs or nipple pasties.
What’s more, one extra-special calendar contains a golden ticket to a Killing Kittens sex party!
SheSpot will make a donation to domestic abuse survivors’ charity the Fly Anyway Foundation for every calendar sold.
Size: 12 doors, products: variety, worth: £350
Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar
- Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar, £90 – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Lovehoney – buy here
The star product in this 12-gift calendar is the Lovehoney Rose Suction Stimulator, which has four speeds and 10 suction functions and is worth £54.99 on its own, making this a great value box of toys.
Also for your delectation, you’ll find a USB rechargeable bullet vibrator, g-spot vibrator, orgasm balm, nipple clamps and much more.
The calendar is designed in festive red and silver, with many of the contents in Christmas red too, which is a nice touch.
Reviewers love it – one satisfied customer said: “This calendar is an amazing idea and an amazing gift. We absolutely loved the daily excitement of opening the doors and seeing what we got. 10/10 Lovehoney.”
Size: 12 doors, products: variety, worth: over £200
Ann Summers 12 Nights of Temptation
- 12 Nights of Temptation Advent Calendar, £180 from Ann Summers – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Ann Summers – buy here
If you’re not sure what to buy her this Christmas, how about the 12 Nights of Temptation Gift Set from Ann Summers? It sure makes a change from make-up or pyjamas.
It’s described as a “pick n mix of tantalising treats” to explore alone or together and it contains seven sex toys, three accessories and two oils/ lotions, including a couples vibrator, boost wand, metal rabbit, remote-controlled egg, buckle cuffs and much more.
The gorgeous gifts behind the doors are worth a cool £325 and they’re going to last a lot longer than the festive season.
Size: 12 doors, products: variety, worth: £325
Sinful Original Advent Calendar
- Original Advent Calendar, £71.20 from Sinful – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Sinful – buy here
The Sinful Original Advent Calendar boasts 24 sexy surprises for a great price of just £71.20 – one of the most affordable on this list – and its contents are worth a whopping £300.
Inside lies sex toys, sexy accessories and gentle bondage attire pieces – so you won't be stuck for things to do this Christmas countdown.
And, if that's not enough to satisfy you, Sinful offers a Premium version for £111.20, with a value of £520.
Each year, it sells out in record time as there's only a very limited number on sale so how long are you willing to resist before you miss out?
Size: 24 doors, products: variety, worth: £300
Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar
- Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar, £8.99 from Lovehoney – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Lovehoney – buy here
Okay so this one isn't specifically an advent calendar, but it's a fun option if you do want to add some spice to your sex life in the lead-up to Christmas without spending a fortune.
Featuring doors, just like a regular advent calendar, each has a sexy challenge behind them, you'll have a new idea each day to play with.
And the very best part? It's less than £10, which means you can still have some frisky fun without breaking the bank.
Size: 30 doors, products: daily challenges for inspiration
Sinful Four Weeks of Playful Christmas Deluxe
- Four Weeks of Playful Christmas Deluxe, £95.20 from Sinful – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Sinful – buy here
As the name suggests, you get a full four weeks of fun with the Playful Christmas Deluxe calendar from Sinful.
Set up slightly differently from your regular advent calendar, this only has four doors, with one to be opened each week, but behind those doors, you'll find a selection of toys that will up your sex-life game whether alone or not.
Ever been curious about the world of bondage but not quite had the courage to try it? You'll find some soft accessories like handcuffs and blindfolds here on top of vibrators and more.
Worth around £330, you can snag all of these fun bits and pieces for a mere £95.20. That sounds pretty good to us.
Size: 4 doors each containing a selection of gifts, products: variety, worth: around £330
Sinful 12 Days of Christmas Adventures for Men
- 12 Days of Christmas Adventures for Men, £55.20 – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Sinful – buy here
Have a very merry December with this playful advent calendar from Sinful. Dedicated to the man in your life – whether that’s somebody else or yourself – this collection of critically acclaimed goodies will have you overcome with happiness.
Behind the 12 doors you’ll find such delights as buzzing toys, vibrating goodies, bondage fun and seduction accessories, and should you need it there’s even a booklet for extra inspiration.
No need to wait until Santa comes for this great gift, treat yourself now as it’s a limited edition so will likely sell out quickly.
Size: 12 doors, products: variety, worth: around £180
Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple's Toy Advent Calendar
- Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar, £140 from Boots – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Boots – buy here
This is some collab. One of the biggest erotic retailers in Lovehoney partnering with one of the most innovative sex toy brands in Womanizer to create an advent calendar? Where can we sign up?
There's a range of products available inside this 24-door calendar for both men and women, and they can be used solo or together.
Standouts are the Clitoral Suction Stimulator, Male Stroker and Orgasm Balm but everything inside is worth trying.
It may sound like a lot to spend £140 on an advent calendar, but Womanizer is a premium brand, so for the products inside, this really is a bargain.
Size: 24 doors, products: variety, worth: £425
Last year's sex toy advent calendars
If you want to check out what was on offer, then read down to discover everything that was popular in 2022.
Because we're optimists, we always hope they might come back in stock so keep checking back to see if we've spotted a stock refresh.
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
- Lovehoney 7 Nights Of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar, £50 from Lovehoney – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Lovehoney – buy here
If there's one way guaranteed to get everyone in the mood for a steamy night in, it's putting on some lingerie.
Perfect as a gift for your lover or for yourself, this calendar has seven doors with tempting sheer mesh lingerie pieces and accessories for you to try, including a mesh tie-front bra, body, eye mask and even a scented candle (yes please). Open each day or all at once for maximum impact.
Lingerie is usually expensive, but this calendar is now just £33 for contents worth over £100 so it’s well worth buying for yourself or your special someone.
Size: 7 doors, products: variety, worth: over £100
Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar
- Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days Of Play Sex Toy Calendar for Men, £66.50 from Lovehoney – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Lovehoney – buy here
Never know what to buy the man that has everything, and who really doesn't need any more socks?
Lovehoney has hit it out of the park this year with a fantastic sex toy advent calendar for penis-owners, boasting 12 titillating sex toys to liven up any solo session or couple's play.
Deep inside is a range of exciting toys, including butt plugs, cock rings, strokers and prostate massagers – including a Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Vibrating Male Masturbator worth £59.99 to mimic oral sex.
It's worth over £195 and bound to get pulses racing this Christmas countdown.
Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar for Women
- 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar for Women, £95 from Lovehoney – buy here
- Shop all advent calendars at Lovehoney – buy here
Sadly this collaboration with Womanizer has now sold out, but this gorgeous purple sex toy advent calendar from Lovehoney is a treat for the woman in your life.
Inside is some satisfying gear for any vulva-owner who wants to practice some self-love, or spice things up in the bedroom with their partner.
Though it has a £95 price tag, the gear inside is worth over £200 – so it's definitely bang for your buck (literally).
We won't ruin the whole surprise for you, but goodies include an extra special Womanizer Starlet 3 clitoral massager worth £69.99, as well as delights like a crystal butt plug, bondage gear and much more.
Where to buy sex toy advent calendars in the UK
Generally speaking you’ll find the biggest selection of sex toy advent calendars on the websites of individual companies such as Lovehoney and Ann Summers, though Boots and Amazon also sell a limited selection.
We found the calendars featured in our roundup at:
- Ann Summers
- Boots
- EasyToys
- Lovehoney
- Satisfyer
- SheSpot
- Sinful
How to clean sex toys
It's no doubt that sex toys are great fun, but you need to look after them (and yourself!) by keeping them in good condition, and cleaning them properly.
But don't worry, it's pretty easy! Any toys that are silicone, stainless steel or glass can be washed with warm water and unscented soap, then left to air dry… just make sure the neighbours aren't coming round, yeah?
Plenty of sex toy retailers sell handy, affordable and easy-to-use water-based sex toy cleaners or wipes – like these ones from Lovehoney that start from just £5.99.
How much are sex toy advent calendars?
For a sex toy advent calendar, you could be spending anywhere up to around £200. However, generally, they seem to be nearer to £100, which is still a lot of money, but individually, the toys inside would set you back considerably more.
There are cheaper options that sit around the £60 to £70 but for the best ones, expect to pay around £100.
Where to buy sex toys
There are so many places to buy sex toys, but the good news is that you don't need to go in store if you're not feeling confident about browsing at your own leisure, as there are so many options online.
Some fan favourites are Lovehoney, Ann Summers and luxury brand LELO – but Amazon offers a wide, affordable selection of sex toys and essentials, too.
What percentage of women own a sex toy?
It's difficult to determine just how many women own a sex toy, but in 2017 results proved that just under three million Brits own a sex toy – with women being the most likely owners.
In a study conducted by O-WAND, 33% of women also admitted to being the most likely to masturbate with a sex toy.
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