EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Turf war over Parliament terraces

Has Commons Speaker Lindsay Hoyle been caught in a turf war between the Lords and Commons over access to Palace of Westminster terraces? After the issuing of an edict limiting which guests MPs can take into the Strangers’ Bar, the Commons retaliated by barring members of the Lords from using the Commons terrace. Baroness Fox was one victim, denied access and told she had to be invited by an MP. Then a peckish Speaker Hoyle popped in to the River Room, a self-service cafeteria with access to the Lords terrace. Guido Fawkes reports that when he walked the short distance to the terrace he was asked to leave as he didn’t have access privileges. While Sir Lindsay remains tight-lipped about the affair, isn’t it surely a case of out of Order, Order?

Speaker of the House of Commons Sir Lindsay Hoyle is pictured last month

The members’ terraces of the houses of Lords and Commons are pictured along the Thames outside Parliament

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Kate Winslet attends the 73rd Primetime Emmy Awards at L.A. LIVE on September 19, 2021 in Los Angeles, California

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